Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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