She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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