it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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