Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
zippers are such a cool invention
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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