All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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