You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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