Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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