Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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