she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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