would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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