paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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