This girl is more easily done than said...
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
