He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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