so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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