I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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