It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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