i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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