do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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