And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
