He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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