we're blogging at a bar
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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