question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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