margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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