i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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