She said her name was "party"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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