Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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