From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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