Where are you?
In a non slutty way
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
