I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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