Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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