do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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