its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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