either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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