I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
wow bdsm is so cute
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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