I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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