More tranny stories later!
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
