Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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