thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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