Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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