everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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