She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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