erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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