she was so not down for the gang bang
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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