his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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