I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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