Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
