She announced her abortion via fbk
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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