Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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