I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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