Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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