He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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