I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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