i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Little spoons don't ask big questions
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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