He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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